Category: Tom

  • I am a Freak!

    Another one of them danged online tests, this one to determine my personality disorder. It’s good to know that I’m a paranoid narcissist! Disorder Rating Paranoid: High Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low — Personality Disorder Test – Take It! —

  • Paedo? Credo? Other?

    Mark Horne has posted another good commentary on baptism in the Reformed Churches, and their common tendency to become credobaptists when it comes to baptizing adults… nay, not credobaptists, but “New-level-of-commitment-baptists”.

  • An Open Letter to George Lucas

    Dear Mr. Lucas, Despite your best efforts, my acquaintances and I have managed to procure a copy of the original Star Wars movies in a format superior than the VHS that you sold a few years ago. A long time ago, in a city far, far away — before you decided that your movies weren’t […]

  • Comments Are Now Working!

    Well, it’s good to know that this personal injury time wasn’t a total waste. I decided that I was going to fix a frustrating problem once and for all, and after two hours of toil, I can finally rest knowing…. THE COMMENTS FINALLY WORK!!! There was a small bug in WordPress that caused comments to […]

  • The Great Awakening, and the Infant Casualties

    I am currently half-way through Lewis Bevens Schenck’s “The Presbyterian Doctrine of Children in the Covenant”. So far, it’s been a very good read. The book was first published in 1940, and originated as Dr. Schenck’s doctoral dissertation. Even though it’s been revised to be more readable, it does plod through a lot of historical […]

  • I Had a Bad Day Today

    So, my surgery went Ok, and the doctor seemed happy about both the surgery and my recovery from the anesthesia. After all the horror stories that others have relayed, I was glad the doctor was both a) reputable and b) pleased with the results. This morning, I went back into the surgeon this morning to […]

  • An Open Letter From the President

    Dear Presidential Debate Commission: I did not like this experience at all. It was scary. I have instructed Karl Rove to look into whether debates are un-American. Or maybe they threaten national security because they make me look weak. In any event, please stop calling me for these things. Very truly yours, President George Bush

  • The 2004 Presidential Drinking Game

    Stole this from the Chicago Tribune By David Martin. September 29, 2004 Let’s face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them. So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you […]

  • Uneducated and Docile

    You gotta love The Memory Hole. While many of us realize that the design of the public school creates an assembly line type of “education” system, where conformity to the standard is more important that growing in true knowledge, it’s nice to find research where we can hear this sort of thinking straight from their […]

  • Surgery Tomorrow

    Sigh…. don’t read this post while you’re eating. I’m going in for surgery tomorrow. For the last nine years, I’ve been living with a pilonidal cyst in my more… um… nether regions. After the initial infection my senior year of high school, it’s been pretty benign, with the occasional flareup. It’s always been a pain, […]

  • Advice for Church Leaders

    Recently, historians have discovered an old letter from Presbyterian Elder Screwtape to a young elder, Wormwood. It’s a short letter, and provides a lot of interesting observations from an experienced elder to the young man.

  • Cuban Cigars May Not Be What They Once Were

    As any cigar affectianado knows, Cuban cigars are considered the ultimate in forbidden fruit. Since the embargo was enacted on Cuba in the 1960’s, their cigars have been severely restricted from entering the United States. Since then, many people have done backflips and risked felony conviction to smuggle bundles back into the U.S. Since that’s […]

  • Performance Art

    Amazing! Simply amazing. The French obviously have too much time on their hands.

  • Compassion or Guilt?

    I would hope that as Christians consider the issues, they truly consider their Christian brothers around the world, and the solutions to the poverty that exists worldwide. The solution lies not in Messianic government programs, or in “fair value” coffee beans, but in trusting in the principles that God places in his Word, “Thou Shalt Not Steal”.

  • Which OS Are You?

    Well, I took another one of those stupid online quizes. Which OS are You?